kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

gublernation:

if you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go

selgomez-news:

@justinstirling: nobu dinner with da crew

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*