If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?
if you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go